tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post8492922649482419530..comments2024-03-28T23:49:23.325-06:00Comments on Author Elana Johnson: Comment Contest!Elana Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05877856005992028912noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-23444545246130565562009-01-23T12:09:00.000-07:002009-01-23T12:09:00.000-07:00Listen up all you dairy farmers in TV land--put an...Listen up all you dairy farmers in TV land--put an end to udder cracking and chafing with the amazing new teat salve, SMANOMOO! <BR/><BR/><BR/>Sorry, Elana. I couldn't resist entering again. This is just too much fun.Mary Lindsey / Marissa Clarkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03593619747956026747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-57943196583002911332009-01-23T11:04:00.000-07:002009-01-23T11:04:00.000-07:00Indiana Smith, archaeological hero wannabe, burst ...Indiana Smith, archaeological hero wannabe, burst into the chamber, startling the bound and blindfolded heroine, who cried, "UNTSTI me, you fool!"Authoresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09223228949688667517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-90702528336740438162009-01-22T19:58:00.000-07:002009-01-22T19:58:00.000-07:00As the fleshy, blood-sucking mouth of the PRUCKW w...As the fleshy, blood-sucking mouth of the PRUCKW wrapped around Tiffany's bare foot, she cried out in fear, "You horrible creature--I don't even know how to pronounce your name!"Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04575155316422164743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-23647035679833038532009-01-22T17:25:00.000-07:002009-01-22T17:25:00.000-07:00I'm an idiot and cannot think of an hillarious way...I'm an idiot and cannot think of an hillarious way to use the word FIGHTIVE so I giveupive.ali crosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13023009704454279645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-68423289746535291892009-01-22T15:30:00.000-07:002009-01-22T15:30:00.000-07:00The lessor known Ramesses, little brother to Ramse...The lessor known <B>Ramesses</B>, little brother to Ramses as he was, nevertheless was responsible for bring aliens to Egypt to build the Great Pyramids and many of the temples that you can still go see today.acpaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13525784835577568805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-56766988820098320212009-01-22T15:28:00.000-07:002009-01-22T15:28:00.000-07:00The holerbat was released into the former presiden...The <I>holerbat</I> was released into the former president's home by person or persons unknown, although the use of the holerbat's skin to make shoes at least seems to indicate a motive.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-57584971703976039052009-01-22T15:11:00.001-07:002009-01-22T15:11:00.001-07:00ROFL at Mary Lindsey's!!!! That's a definite snor...ROFL at Mary Lindsey's!!!! That's a definite snorter. :DAuthoresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09223228949688667517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-10002439795916165512009-01-22T15:11:00.000-07:002009-01-22T15:11:00.000-07:00MENAR at the root of every evil in a woman's life....MENAR at the root of every evil in a woman's life.Authoresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09223228949688667517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-29348777606813468552009-01-22T11:04:00.000-07:002009-01-22T11:04:00.000-07:00Would you mind keeping that thing on your face -- ...Would you mind keeping that thing on your face -- your SNOUTOR your nose, whatever you call it -- outta my business?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05740371055384281988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-77330691141581507282009-01-22T08:32:00.000-07:002009-01-22T08:32:00.000-07:00When I dipped my donoke in milk, it tasted more li...When I dipped my <I>donoke</I> in milk, it tasted more like okra than a Krispy Kreme, causing me to spew my deep-fried veggie on my laptop.Sandra Ulbrich Almazanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15365908651235829765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-19472424112892823932009-01-21T21:10:00.000-07:002009-01-21T21:10:00.000-07:00"Dude, have you seen those awesome GRASTSHI hedges..."Dude, have you seen those awesome GRASTSHI hedges they used to write Elana's name?"Carolyn Kaufman | @CMKaufmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07715666518147779502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-24994432924843535932009-01-21T20:15:00.000-07:002009-01-21T20:15:00.000-07:00I know sugar helps, but agent rejection or no agen...I know sugar helps, but agent rejection or no agent rejection, eating chocolate scraped from the bottom of a trash can will give you a raging case of wormsesv.Michelle McLeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08730366330276974943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-1271927103606942262009-01-21T19:44:00.000-07:002009-01-21T19:44:00.000-07:00This one doesn't count, but when I came in to read...This one doesn't count, but when I came in to read the other comments, I had an irresistible captcha when I entered the comments page. <BR/><BR/>If I eat too many of Kestrel's Flamin' Hot Chytos® , I will VOMISPA--or at the very least, nonsc like Cole's LOL cats.Mary Lindsey / Marissa Clarkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03593619747956026747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-32669140108073785472009-01-21T18:11:00.000-07:002009-01-21T18:11:00.000-07:00"Pass the Flamin' Hot Chytos®, please-- they're my..."Pass the Flamin' Hot <I>Chyto</I>s®, please-- they're my favorite!"Amanda the Aspiringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10983953436816551075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-35474413981574122622009-01-21T15:39:00.000-07:002009-01-21T15:39:00.000-07:00nonsc –verb (used with object) 1. Nonsc is what LO...nonsc –verb (used with object) <BR/>1. Nonsc is what LOL cats do when their mouths are too sticky with peaunut butter to nom.Cole Gibsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08384758019054580574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-4270812416018481262009-01-21T15:34:00.000-07:002009-01-21T15:34:00.000-07:00There are worse things than being invisible,unotic...There are worse things than being invisible,unoticed comes to mind.raballardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12439614104607491198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-50053321237521976022009-01-21T15:33:00.000-07:002009-01-21T15:33:00.000-07:00LOL! I have spewed several times already! You guys...LOL! I have spewed several times already! You guys are great!Elana Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05877856005992028912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-9484120692519041842009-01-21T14:33:00.000-07:002009-01-21T14:33:00.000-07:00CONANTER the Barbarian gazed dolefully at his broa...CONANTER the Barbarian gazed dolefully at his broadsword as he donned the pale pink tu-tu, regretting the loss of the bet with his older brother, Conan.Mary Lindsey / Marissa Clarkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03593619747956026747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-49997822861407573262009-01-21T13:19:00.000-07:002009-01-21T13:19:00.000-07:00"WHALSI," the faery screamed as the mushroom explo..."WHALSI," the faery screamed as the mushroom exploded, coloring her with the white goo of hilarity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-2127356961869294002009-01-21T11:57:00.000-07:002009-01-21T11:57:00.000-07:00Gramma wished me Mazel Tov while I was sitting on ...Gramma wished me Mazel Tov while I was sitting on my tuchus in the SMAZI--oy vey!mandiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11776781822040834910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-49716421629510785892009-01-21T11:28:00.000-07:002009-01-21T11:28:00.000-07:00If you are going to march into intergalactic war, ...If you are going to march into intergalactic war, at least be sure to wear your resplendant jeweled battle UNISTI.Sherry Ficklinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16387289420759570691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-51088676601877601122009-01-21T08:23:00.000-07:002009-01-21T08:23:00.000-07:00"I am not allowed to eat burnt toast, it gives me ..."I am not allowed to eat burnt toast, it gives me the RESHIES."Lishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07326300436472754596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9058478111996476699.post-56238447755623122372009-01-21T07:24:00.000-07:002009-01-21T07:24:00.000-07:00"Please, child, don't play with your vilso in publ..."Please, child, don't play with your <I>vilso</I> in public - it isn't sanitary!"Kessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01755725208319836135noreply@blogger.com