Dude, I totally don't care about reviews. Not from book bloggers, not from the industry professionals, not from anyone. I welcome scathing comments. I enjoy it when people say my book is confusing, hard to read, and inferior to other novels.
I just don't care. I am immune.
Bring on the soul-damaging, depression-inducing reviews! I likez them.
My favorite review?
I'm stoked for what the future might hold in the review department. Can you tell? Why are reviews so hard to stomach? At least I'm not on national TV, being torn apart in front of a live television audience.
***This blog post was brought to you by sarcasm, fibs-I-tell-myself, and the letter J.
***This next portion brought to you by non-sarcasm: I support anyone who writes reviews of any book. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and should be able to express it.